Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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