Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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