my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
