I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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