Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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