i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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