You work out of a Hotel?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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