..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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