On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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