i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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