There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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