this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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