all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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