i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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