I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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