I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
