I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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