Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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