You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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