How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
