You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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