So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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