State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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