My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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