Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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