I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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