Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
bring money and cleavage
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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