Plan B is the new Plan A
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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