Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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