I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
