Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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