i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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