what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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