i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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