Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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