TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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