I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Found the puke drawer
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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