what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There r osticjed everywhere
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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