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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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