We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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