It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Shame is for Republicans.
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