I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Semen is not good for contacts.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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