dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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