you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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