Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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