He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
