Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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