Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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