Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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