She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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