i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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