I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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