Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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