lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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