sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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