i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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