Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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