OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Randomize