I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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