at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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